monebox jesus tries a hollywood remedy

the hollywood friends like to give things to moneybox jesus ('mj'). today they gave him some blue pills.

moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks he will be very generous and share it with moneybox mary ('MM'). she has been out of sorts lately. moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks the blue pill will take the edge off (he has heard it is better if you crush it and then snort it. he will recommend this to 'MM').



he will show her a good time!

moneybox jesus has so many hollywood friends

moneybox jesus is very popular in los angeles! his friends say he is so talented!



moneybox mary wonders if los angeles is really the best place to work on a relationship.

moneybox mary uploads her poetry to emo corner.

moneybox jesus takes more hollywood meetings.

moneybox jesus ('mj') wonders if he and moneybox mary ('MM') are going to be famous soon? moneybox jesus hopes so! everything goes super well in los angeles!!

MJ&M meet a hollywood movie star!


MJ&M meet a hollywood screenwriter!


moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks it is so agreeable here and that he will never be lonely in los angeles.

moneybox mary ('MM') thinks she would be happier at home where people are slightly fatter.

also, she wishes she could listen to tori amos right now.

moneybox jesus takes a meeting.

there are so many people to meet in los angeles!! moneybox jesus is very excited to take a meeting with all of them.

moneybox jesus likes the famous hollywood dogs.





moneybox jesus wonders why he spent so much time being flown over.

moneybox mary wonders if people in hollywood have emotional boundaries.

moneybox mary considers hollywood treatment.

things are so much better in los angeles. there is a great car.




and a rainbow!



and a beautiful beautiful fireplace for 50 degree nights.



but moneybox mary wonders if she is pretty enough for larchmont?

moneybox jesus & mary go to hollywood, 1st class.

once moneybox jesus makes up his mind, he really gets things done.

moneybox jesus finds a friend whose 1K status is expiring and who is taking one last first class trip to los angeles.

moneybox jesus likes the idea of first class.

moneybox mary isn't really packed, but she thinks from everything she has heard, los angeles will like pink glitter.

moneybox jesus and mary have a fight.

moneybox mary says moneybox jesus does not protect her like leather rabbit. and he NEVER calls her MM.

moneybox jesus says maybe they should go someplace to work on their problems.  moneybox jesus has heard that los angeles is warm at this time of year.

moneybox jesus and mary are lonely

moneybox jesus and mary think january is very boring and cold. they would like to meet more people and they resolve to get out more. first though, they think about the other people who maybe live near them.



leather rabbit lives near them.















moneybox jesus and mary are soon fast friends with leather rabbit.









leather rabbit offers to see moneybox jesus and mary home. he says there are many dangerous things where they are.

new year's with moneybox jesus and mary!

moneybox jesus and mary had a fine dinner on new year's eve.



moneybox jesus did that wine into water thing, but then had a little too much of it.



moneybox mary was slightly annoyed, but still, they had a good time.

moneybox jesus and mary

yesterday we found moneybox jesus and mary (at borders, which just goes to show you if jesus were here today he would no question be in favor of a fence across mexico).

we totally adopted them as they are so cute (and 50% off!!!!). and they are wacky and fun and i will of course be posting updates.

also! moneybox jesus and mary have little holes in their backs for convenient money deposits.

welcome moneybox jesus and mary!