monebox jesus tries a hollywood remedy

the hollywood friends like to give things to moneybox jesus ('mj'). today they gave him some blue pills.

moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks he will be very generous and share it with moneybox mary ('MM'). she has been out of sorts lately. moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks the blue pill will take the edge off (he has heard it is better if you crush it and then snort it. he will recommend this to 'MM').



he will show her a good time!

moneybox jesus has so many hollywood friends

moneybox jesus is very popular in los angeles! his friends say he is so talented!



moneybox mary wonders if los angeles is really the best place to work on a relationship.

moneybox mary uploads her poetry to emo corner.

moneybox jesus takes more hollywood meetings.

moneybox jesus ('mj') wonders if he and moneybox mary ('MM') are going to be famous soon? moneybox jesus hopes so! everything goes super well in los angeles!!

MJ&M meet a hollywood movie star!


MJ&M meet a hollywood screenwriter!


moneybox jesus ('mj') thinks it is so agreeable here and that he will never be lonely in los angeles.

moneybox mary ('MM') thinks she would be happier at home where people are slightly fatter.

also, she wishes she could listen to tori amos right now.

moneybox jesus takes a meeting.

there are so many people to meet in los angeles!! moneybox jesus is very excited to take a meeting with all of them.

moneybox jesus likes the famous hollywood dogs.





moneybox jesus wonders why he spent so much time being flown over.

moneybox mary wonders if people in hollywood have emotional boundaries.

moneybox mary considers hollywood treatment.

things are so much better in los angeles. there is a great car.




and a rainbow!



and a beautiful beautiful fireplace for 50 degree nights.



but moneybox mary wonders if she is pretty enough for larchmont?

moneybox jesus & mary go to hollywood, 1st class.

once moneybox jesus makes up his mind, he really gets things done.

moneybox jesus finds a friend whose 1K status is expiring and who is taking one last first class trip to los angeles.

moneybox jesus likes the idea of first class.

moneybox mary isn't really packed, but she thinks from everything she has heard, los angeles will like pink glitter.